Double Mountain Invites You to Explore The Glitoris

From Double Mountain (on April 1st!):

Double Mountain Invites You to Explore The Glitoris

In a bold move that promises to tantalize the senses and spark awe with its shimmering appearance, Double Mountain proudly presents The Glitoris Session Ale, a testament to the beauty of the human experience inviting exploration and discovery infused with edible glitter!

Our Brewer’s intense attention to detail, ability to follow directions, and laser-like focus on a singular goal has achieved the best possible result. Now you can enjoy the fruits of our brewer’s labor without even having to buy them dinner.

The Glitoris may mystify many, but it is truly the heart throb of Double Mountain. Men and women alike have claimed that finding The Glitoris is a spiritual journey that takes you to the deepest recesses of one’s soul and asks “are you human enough?” A glorious blend of chaos and distinct rhythmic undertones unleashes a frantic passion for life and an awareness of our human layers of complexity unfold with each sip, revealing hints of sweetness, like the nectar of forbidden fruits, followed by subtle warmth that lingers on the palate.

Whether The Glitoris is explored solo, or with a friend, you are guaranteed a journey of sensory exploration and delight. Statistically speaking, some people may find The Glitoris challenging to locate, but we will be pouring the beer in all our Taprooms and will make sure you get a chance to taste it.

“I’m told this is an important subject,” added Matt Swihart, brewmaster and owner. Let The Glitoris be your guide as you embark on a journey of discovery and pleasure.

PRESS RELEASE LINK!

THE GLITORIS

Session IPA

6.9% Alc/Vol | 69 BU

Elusive, enticing, and undeniably intriguing, The Glitoris Session IPA is a beer worth seeking out. Brewed with a delicate balance of hops and mystery, this sessionable ale bursts with bright citrus, ripe stone fruit, and just a hint of the forbidden.

ABOUT DOUBLE MOUNTAIN BREWERY & CIDERY



Double Mountain is a Brewery & Cidery based in Hood River, Oregon that extends a warm welcome to all. Our brewery in Hood River boasts our original taproom where you can experience the heart of our craft. We have two additional taprooms in Portland, located in the Woodstock and Overlook neighborhoods, and a kitchen at the Aladdin theater, open during showtimes.  We strive to create a living room atmosphere, where we spin vinyl, offer weekly free live music, and host trivia nights. Our food philosophy revolves around sharing moments with friends. We offer various New Haven-style pizzas, sandwiches, salads, and an array of other dishes that proudly steer clear of the fryer.We take pride in our hop-forward beers, crisp unsweetened dry-ciders, and house-made n/a root beer and ginger ale. We hope you’ll stop by and share a pint with us!

Double Mountain may be found on tap and in refillable bottles throughout the Pacific Northwest.

Learn more at www.doublemountainbrewery.com

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