From Modern Times:
WE'RE DELIVERING BEER TO YOUR DOOR
...and, full disclosure, we need every order we can get right now.If you're alive and currently exist on the same plane of reality as we do, you could probably use a beer right about now—and as the massive financial impact of this crisis continues to expand, we could really use your business. To that end, we've been working our collective face off to implement a shipping solution, and we're pleased to announce that—for California residents at least—it has arrived. We're officially ready to begin shipping cases of our unbelievably tasty beers right to your door, each case packed by employees wearing nitrile gloves and with strict adherence to recommended cleanliness and sanitation standards. Let's talk details.
To order beer, just head to THIS SALE PAGE RIGHT HERE, select what you want, and check out with your shipping address. Here are a few important notes:
- Again, all beer is packed with nitrile gloves in a clean, sterilized environment.
- All beer must be ordered by the case, which is 6 4-packs.
- We'll be sending shipments every day, as long as the law allows.
- Shipments should arrive within 2-3 business days, and you should receive a tracking number within 24 hours from the shipping service.
- Since it's alcohol, you'll have to show ID and sign for it on arrival.
- For those of you who also want to order merch and coffee (and you totally should), know that we process those orders separately, so they may arrive in a separate shipment.
- We may (and would like to) expand this to cover existing orders from the last online special release sale, but for now we are shipping new orders only. It's a new process for us that came together quickly, so we'll fine-tune it and let you know ASAP if & when we can do existing orders.
- Again, shipping is for CA ONLY. We would love to be able to ship to everyone, but we're not legally permitted to do so, unfortunately.
Those are all the salient details for now, but it bears repeating that, if beer is on your catastrophic world-event shopping list, we could really use your help. The impact of this crisis has been both immediate and massive for us, and closing seven locations simultaneously is a scenario with far reaching and extremely difficult implications for our employees and our company as a whole.
We're taking every measure possible to take care of our people, and this is a large part of that effort. If you're feeling like a few more beers (and maybe some coffee & very sexy merch) would improve your quarantine situation, please know that it would also vastly improve ours, and that we're eternally grateful for your support and continued patronage during this unprecedented situation.
Thanks again, and stay safe out there.
-The Modern Times Crew
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