ROWING NEEDLES IS HITTING SHELVES. We packed this crisp, refreshing Berliner Weisse with absurd amounts of raspberries & blackberries for a beverage experience that effectively simulates riding on the back of a charging orca through a sea of tart, delicious berry juice. We think you’re going to dig it.
This delightful liquid is hitting shelves & taps in all of our distro areas as we speak, and is on draft & in bottles at the Lomaland Fermentorium now. It’s a monthly special release, so don’t sleep on it if you want your fill. If you need help finding it, feel free to give us a shout at info@moderntimesbeer.com.
Our upcoming online bottle & can sale is an absolutely staggering treasure chest of beer magic. Two delicious canned juice-bombs, a massively tasty barrel-aged imperial stout, and two of the most stunning Symmetric Orchestra fruited variants we've ever produced will all be going live on Brown Paper Tickets at 10AM this Sunday. All of these wondrous liquids are limited, so, as per usual, it would behoove you to plan your purchases in advance and get in the proverbial door early. Need a refresher on what's on offer? We can totally make that happen: 
ROOTS OF COINCIDENCE
This absurdly tasty hazy pale ale is the result of our collaboration with U.K. hop sorcerers Cloudwater Brewing, and sports a wheat & pilsner malt bill alongside a delicious plethora of hops including Centennial, Simcoe, Mosaic, Idaho 7, and Citra Cryo. The result is an unstoppably juicy, tropical masterpiece with a big pillowy head and luxuriously silky mouthfeel.
ABV: 5.5%
Price: $15.99 + tax & BPT fee
ATTACK FREQUENCY IPA
This unmitigated juice-bomb is back and better than ever, having benefitted from all we've learned in the realm of hazy IPA magic. Brewed with Citra, Amarillo, El Dorado, & Rakau hops before a liberal helping of guava & apricot, this thing is an absolute fruit party, and we couldn’t be more psyched to re-create the beer that started it all.
ABV: 6.8%
Price: $17.99 + tax & BPT fee
MONSTERS' PARK AGED IN QUADRUPLE FLOWERS BARRELS
This is Monsters' Park, our hulking, cantankerous imperial stout, aged in fragrant, oaky barrels which had recently housed a legendary single-barrel bourbon. The barrel character is immediately evident on the nose and only grows more intense in flavor, with caramel and slightly fruity notes intermingling with the huge roast character of the beer to yield a singularly magical drinking experience.
ABV: 15%
Price: $27.99 + tax & BPT fee
SYMMETRIC ORCHESTRA W/ BLOOD ORANGE, GUAVA, & HIBISCUS
Symmetric Orchestra is an otherworldly sour beer fermented with over a dozen strains of Brettanomyces and aged on oak. After a careful kettle souring, this beer mingled with a veritable United Nations of funky cultures and wood until sufficient awesomeness had been achieved. We then added a boatload of guava, blood orange, & hibiscus to the mix, yielding a beer that's sour, deeply funky and exploding with citrusy, tropical magic that carries through to a lingering, oaky finish.
ABV: 6.6%
Price: $21.99 + tax & BPT fee
SYMMETRIC ORCHESTRA W/ BLUEBERRY & BLACK CURRANTS
We added a king's ransom of blueberries & black currants to this batch of Symmetric Orchestra, yielding a beer that's tart, deeply funky and exploding with berry radness that carries through to a lingering, oaky finish.
ABV: 7.3%
Price: $21.99 + tax & BPT fee----
Important note regarding the canned special releases Attack Frequency IPA & Roots of Coincidence:
While the rest of the sale has the standard 2-month pick-up window, the pick-up window for Attack Frequency IPA & Roots of Coincidence is 30 days only. That means that the last day to pick these up is on 9/22/2017. No exceptions. We'll be having a release party here at the Fermentorium on Wednesday, 8/23, the first day that beers are available for pick-up. This will totally be the best day to snag your beers, since we'll have a bunch of rad stuff on tap to celebrate the releases.
Tickets go live on Sunday at 10AM HERE.
--Please note that you will not need a password. The password field on the sale page will be removed following the League pre-sale period.--
IT'S OFFICIAL: Leisuretown officially has a logo. This mind-bending feat of typographical wizardry was accomplished by Simon Walker, and will soon grace our palace of earthly delights in downtown Anaheim. Bask in its unbridled elegance, putting out of your mind all thoughts of asking us when it will open, confident in the knowledge that it is moving along very quickly and we will let you know as soon as we have dates. More updates coming soon. Promise.
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