Modern Times Funky Monsters’ Park, Neverwhere & Symmetric Orchestra Coming 2/25

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From Modern Times:

We heard that some of you aren't fans of Mondays, so we decided to kick-start your week with a face-full of whalesauce. We loaded up our Brown Paper Tickets page with some bottle radness; including a show-stopping 3-Liter bottle of Symmetric Orchestra, our new funky, oak-aged sour; a funked-up version of Bourbon Barrel-Aged Monsters' Park; and Neverwhere, our arrestingly tropical 100% Brett IPA.

We'll be having a bottle pick-up party this Thursday from noon to 10PM, during which we'll tap some beers guaranteed to improve your Thursday. After that, you'll have until 4/21 (5/19 if you're a League member) to claim your treasures.
Details? Damn straight, details. Here you go:

Funky Monsters' Park
Here's the story: six months after filling some bourbon barrels with Monsters' Park, we noticed that a couple of them showed signs of a Brettanomyces presence. The beer was still delicious and utterly unique, so rather than ditching the barrels, we decided to see where it would go if we amped up the process. So we added a few more Brett strains and a healthy lacto pitch, and let the whole thing age for another year. We don't usually go for sour stouts, but this beer is delicious: chocolatey, tart, and funky with a super smooth bourbon & oak presence from the extra long aging.
Price: $22+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 3
Total Quantity: 566

Neverwhere 100% Brett IPA
For those of you who have tried Neverwhere, you know what this beer is all about. While Brettanomyces is usually associated with funk, a 100% Brett fermented beer is not funky, at least not in the barnyardy way. Instead, the Brett behaves a lot more like a regular beer yeast, if regular beer yeast bought a one way ticket to Oz on the psychedelic marmalade train. Subsequently, Neverwhere tastes like an explosively flavorful pineapple crossed with an uber-tropical IPA, all wrapped in a warm blanket of radness.
Price: $15+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 6
Total Quantity: 2636

Symmetric Orchestra 750ml Bottle
Symmetric Orchestra is an otherworldly sour beer fermented with over a dozen strains of Brettanomyces and aged on oak. After a careful kettle souring, this beer mingles with a veritable United Nations of funky cultures and wood until sufficient awesomeness has been achieved. The resulting beer is sour, deeply funky and resoundingly delicious, with a quenching fruitiness and lingering, oaky finish. Drink it, and be excellent to each other.
Price: $20+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 6
Total Quantity: 1636

Symmetric Orchestra 3-Liter Bottle
See above. Then add a stunningly elegant, enormous bottle.
Price:$100+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 2
Total Quantity: 413

This batch of bottles represents the kind of fearless and exceptional radness that makes our brewery tick, and we hope you're as psyched on the results as we are. Bottle are on sale now, and can be purchased
HERE.

PLEASE READ ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS ON THE BPT PAGE. PROXIES ARE NOT PERMITTED.

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