Gird your loins, because a stampede of bona fide potable miracles shall be unleashed this Saturday. This month's haul of special release magic includes a liquid homage to The Academy of Recreational Sciences, plus our 6th anniversary DIPA, a decadent chocolate-and-macadamia-laden pastryboi, the return of a lauded Berliner-beast, and a beloved 19.2oz Helles.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. We're also have a delightful little caffeinated trick up our sleeve: Celestial City Wine Barrel-Aged Ethiopia Tega & Tula Farms coffee beans. Having this in your kitchen would be pretty good motivation for getting out of bed in the morning.
Quantities--as per usual--are limited, so make sure you're ready when the sale starts on Saturday at 10AM if there's anything you can't live without. Pick-ups will begin 7/17 in San Diego / Los Angeles / Encinitas and 7/19 in Portland / Santa Barbara. Full details, as well as the sale link, are below:
ORDER OF HERMES
We packed this impossibly refreshing super-Berliner with pineapple, passion fruit, and dragon fruit, yielding a tropical Voltron formation of overwhelming deliciousness that could not be more perfect for hot, summer days. Prepare thy thirst to be quenched forthwith.
ABV: 6.5%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $21.50
Total Quantity: 1,750
4-Pack Limit: 18
TOTALLY OPEN IN SANTA BARBARA DIPA
Our brew-wizards have summoned forth a hazy DIPA of the highest caliber to commemorate our new Santa Barbara party-pad, the Academy of Recreational Sciences. This thunderously flavorful beverage is positively stuffed with almost reckless amounts of Mosaic, Nelson, & Galaxy hops, and is as easy on the taste buds as the can is on the eyes.
ABV: 8%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $23.75
Total Quantity: 3,000
4-Pack Limit: 18
REALITY MAZE
We treated this imperial dessert stout to a bevy of our finest adjuncts, loading it up with beyond-liberal amounts of Peruvian and Dominican cocoa nibs, Madagascar vanilla, and macadamia nuts. Through testing in our QA lab, we have confirmed that if you don’t dig it, you hate fun.
ABV: 11%
Format: 22oz Bottle
Price: $16.25
Total Quantity: 3,000
Bottle Limit: 6
MT6! DIPA
This stunningly delicious murk-lord commemorates our glorious sextennial anniversary with a king’s ransom of with Citra, Motueka, & Strata hops. Prepare for a face-full of tropical, citrusy magic that’s going to make you party like it’s your birthday.
ABV: 8.5%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $23.75
Total Quantity: 3,000
4-Pack Limit: 18
ABADDON
Brewed in collaboration with the homies at Wayfinder, this Helles lager was brewed with German malts, hopped with Perle & Hallertau Mittelfruh, and naturally carbonated for a beautifully bright, effervescent character. It’s a majestically expressive take on a traditional style that’s both balanced and jaw-droppingly crushable, and it couldn’t be better suited to a stovepipe.
ABV: 5.6%
Format: Single 19.2oz Cans
Price: $3.50
Total Quantity: 5,000
Can Limit: 24
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