From Mystic:
PRATTVILLE: Prattsville’s prime purveyor of potent but profound potations, Mystic Brewery, proclaims progress on their propitious and patiently anticipated product “Pink and Purple Pufferfish Pale Pilsner”
Professor Pender Pirot of Princeton, in partaking of a pitcher of Pink and Purple Pufferfish Pale Pilsner, proclaimed “Pink and Purple Pufferfish Pale Pilsner provides a panache to the pallet of piquant pepper and partially poisonous pungency.”
Preparations permeated Mystic’s production plant. Perhaps Pink and Purple Pufferfish Pale Pilsner provides just the panacea people pray for in the perfect pilsner product.
Mystic’s proprietor, Pylon Papadopoulos, picked his phrasing patiently to prevent prevarication “Perhaps, just perhaps, Pink and Purple Pufferfish Pale Pilsner may prevail permanently over Peter Piper’s pickled peppers in the pantheon of precarious preperations….it puts one at pause, really, perhaps we persons of this pale blue planet should ponder Pandora’s predicament and pass promptly on this impertinent pretension.”
Anyone who creates a video of themselves “perfectly pronouncing and performing this proclamation” gets a T-shirt and Mystic Tulip glass. First come first serve.
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