From Mother’s Brewing:
You need more beer and we make beer - lots of beer. Seems like a perfect match....but we all know there are times that, for numerous reasons, we can't just pack up and head to the store to get more beer. But what if the beer could be delivered directly to you? If Amazon has plans to develop an Air Drone system to deliver the goods to your front door then why couldn't we do the same thing with beer? Amazons drone is said to be at least 5 years out, but luckily for you, the future of beer delivery is now.
So Here is the story!
"Here at Mother's Brewing Company we pride ourselves on delivering the freshest beer possible.
So our world renown scientists set out to create the world's most bad ass beer delivery systems known to man, inventions that would revolutionize the way you receive beer.
You are about to see footage from our early tests. While we still have a few minor kinks to work out, we are confident that we will have this revolutionary technology up and running very soon.
Up first is Beer Bot 1.0, the galaxy's first ever beer delivery robot, powered entirely by 100 AA batteries, beer and a few things that our lawyers have told us not to mention at this time.
(Read as glass is breaking, not working)
You are watching never-before-seen footage of our beta tests. We are confident that the minor glitches you are seeing will be worked out and in no time.
Understanding that there are times when ground delivery won't be fast enough, our scientists have already begun creating an amazing, one of a kind, air drone beer delivery system. Beer delivered to you by air? ....... you're welcome.
Soon enough, you'll be able to sit back, relax and let the beer be delivered to you directly from our brewery.
What you are about to see may shock your senses. You are about to witness....the future.
Mother's Beer Bot and Air Drone coming soon to a town near you. Prepare yourself for the future."
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