Madres is On Shelves Now
This perfect-for-summer new brew pairs best with sunshine and the outdoors. Hot Tip: drink it garnished with a lime. Look for Madres on shelves and taps near you.
What’s On in the Tap Room
Kaboom! Thermonuclear hop flavor on tap with all three Atomic Mom varieties: American, Hazy, and Imperial IPAs. Of course we’ll feature our beloved summer pale ale Trop Top and our new Mexican Lager Madres all season. Don’t forget we have a fantastic cocktail program, kombucha and the fan-favorite slushie machine is back for the season! Plan to come see us soon and get your favorite tastes straight from the mothership.
Check what’s on tap this week!
Your New Favorite Summer Shirt
Show off your love for Mother’s best summer seasonal with the new, rad Trop Top tie dye t-shirts. Surf’s Up, Beer’s Cold! It’s Trop Top Season!
Live from the Barrel House and Mother’s Backyard
Thursday, June 6: Pop-Up show with Mother’s Lil’ Helpers featuring Dallas Jones, Jim Rea, Mike Henderson, John Anderson and Melissa Rea. 6:30pm. No cover.
Friday, June 14: KSMU Studio Live Social Hour with TERRIBLE TERRANCE, 6-8pm. No cover. Good Pizza Co. food truck on hand.
Saturday, June 29: KSMU Tiny Desk Showcase Concert, featuring Mr. Orange, Jenna English, and Michael Stanton Armstrong, 3-6pm. No cover. Good Pizza Co. food truck will be there!
Atomic Mom: The Battle of Boring Beer Begins with a Discovery
Director Seifried, never prone to vacillation (or adequate forethought, in the view of some lab personnel), dispatched a squad of elite agents to Columbia as soon as his intercom had gone silent. Before the day’s sun had set, a sample of the mysterious liquid was back at Ozark Elemental Site #42. Dr. Sandy Brewer set the team in motion, “Dr. Courtney, alert all personnel of elevated Safety Protocol Status Code Ten; we have no idea of this liquid’s potential hazard. Dr. Effland, prepare samples for gas chromatography-mass spectrometric analysis. Dr. Newton, reheat last night’s enchiladas, we’re going to be here for a while.”
Under the crisp laboratory light and with the precision demanded by scientific method, the team took their tasks with single-minded purpose. To counteract the effects of what they now called Liquid X, they must first apprehend what the liquid was. In accordance with heightened safety protocols, Dr. Courtney mandated the use of military issue MOPP (Mission Oriented Protective Posture) suits rated for full ABC (Atomic, Biological, Chemical) integrity. Dr. Effland was the first to report his findings, “The GC quantification assay confirms early suspicions. The primary component is water with a mineral profile of 59 ppm Ca, 8 ppm Mg, 89 ppm SO4, 63 ppm Cl, with residual alkalinity of -47 ppm as CaCO3. The presence of cyclopentyl methanol, 2-acetylpyridine, and trimethylpyrazine at levels roughly 5% of their flavor thresholds indicate the use of malted cereal grains in Liquid X’s production. Additionally, X presents numerous esters well below thresholds: ethyl acetate, isoamyl acetate, and ethyl hexanoate. Beyond doubt, indicative of fermentation, most likely by saccharomyces pastorianus. By all evidence, this is beer. Chemically speaking. I mean, if it walks like a duck …”
“Yet, it does not quack like a duck, Dr. Effland. It is vital we reserve judgment until we have explored every avenue before us. We have, at this point, determined what is present in Liquid X; let us now turn our attention to what is not present.” Dr. Sandy Brewer turned her gaze toward the Erlenmeyer flask containing the curious Liquid X. “There is something missing that inclines me to not affirm this as beer. Something vital; elemental …”
The team regarded each other with nervous contemplation as Dr. Newton burst into the lab with his own, tragic, discovery: “Someone ate the leftover enchiladas! And the plums that were in the icebox that I was saving for breakfast!”
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Stayed tuned for the next exciting chapter in the adventures of Atomic Mom as she harnesses her super hop powers to battle boring beer and bring EXPLOSIVE hop flavor to drinkers everywhere!
**ATOMIC MOM: A NEW SERIAL STORY BY MOTHER’S BREWING**
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