So it has come to this....week four of the Oktoberfest marathon...and I'm simply out of jokes. Anyone who knows me, knows I'm no huge Lager fan and less of a Pumpkin beer fan...and of course it's THAT time of year. Yes I appreciate a good 'fest beer, and yes there are some I like (insert Weeping Radish Fest here)...but after 4 weeks of carmel-y-malted-lager-wonderfulness, my humor is gone. Sad timing too because this week we have a veritable raft of great "hooker" beer jokes. Great body, cheap brew, sweet drink, $10 a half-hour....OK so maybe there aren't so many great hooker beer jokes after all. I'm done! Please stop the O'fest madness and bring on the holiday beers. At least Chip mentioned Stone Vertical 8-8-08...a beer I absolutely love. OK Chip...I forgive you for all the 'fests...but only if you can get Grotto to sell Vertical 8 for $2.50 a bottle!A worn out..."cheers guys..."
WAIT! I just found a great joke....be VERY careful doing a google image search on "Hooker Oktoberfest." Ironically enough you get Paris Hilton being banned from Oktoberfest.
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Hey now - I've got some Hooker Oktoberfest and it's quite a nice beer.
ReplyDeleteI think if you could get Grotto to sell the Vertical at all you'd be a step ahead of the game.
I know...I know...I'm sure it's a good beer...and no way will we see bombers of Vertical 8 for $2.50....correction no way YOU'll see that because if I find Grotto selling those for $2.50....I'll buy them all first!
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