Modern Times Releasing Symmetric Orchestra With Passion Fruit, Devil’s Teeth Aged in Quadruple Flowers Barrels, Monsters’ Park Aged in TN Whiskey Barrels & Blam! Blam! IPA
14 November 2016
From Modern Times:
**PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NO PROXIES ALLOWED FOR THIS SALE, AND ALL SALES ARE FINAL. READ FULL TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR PURCHASING ON THE SALE PAGE**
Our latest bottle (and can) sale is live on Brown Paper Tickets today at 10AM. Available for your enjoyment will be two barrel-aged imperial stout variants as well as a delicious new fruited Symmetric Orchestra variant, and Blam! Blam! IPA, the Nelson-tastic new addition to our canned special release program. These are some seriously delicious beers, and some of them are extremely limited, so we'd recommend planning accordingly. Here's what you need to know:
A couple of important notes regarding our canned special release, Blam! Blam! IPA:
- This beer will not be distributed, so the only way to get your hands on some is via the BPT sale.
- While the rest of the sale has the standard 2-month pick-up window (ending 1/12/17), the Blam! Blam! pick-up window is 10 days only. That means that the last day to pick this up is on 11/27. No exceptions.
BLAM! BLAM! IPA (4-Pack of 16oz Cans)
**The pick-up window for this beer ends on 11/27**
Our latest canned special release is a 16-ounce mouth party of unrivaled proportions. Packed with Nelson, Amarillo, and whole-cone Denali hops, this breathtaking beverage sports an explosively aromatic profile bursting with layers of lush, hoppy fruit.
Price: $17.99+tax & BPT fee
4-Pack Limit: 5
Total Quantity: 3750
SYMMETRIC ORCHESTRA WITH PASSION FRUIT & MANGO (750ml)
Symmetric Orchestra is an otherworldly sour beer fermented with over a dozen strains of Brettanomyces and aged on oak. After a careful kettle souring, this beer mingled with a veritable United Nations of funky cultures and wood until sufficient awesomeness had been achieved. We then added a boatload of mangos and passion fruit to the mix, yielding a beer that's sour, deeply funky and exploding with tropical magic that carries through to a lingering, oaky finish. Drink it, and be excellent to each other.
Price: $22+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 4
Total Quantity: 1210
DEVIL'S TEETH AGED IN QUADRUPLE FLOWERS BARRELS (22oz)
Devils Teeth is a hybrid of an Old Ale and an Imperial Stout, two English beer styles designed to withstand long voyages and dark winters. It brings rich maltiness & robust roastiness in a thick, tongue-coating, aggressively flavorful package. We let this batch luxuriate for over a year in fragrant, oaky barrels which had recently housed a legendary single-barrel bourbon. The resulting beer is enormously tasty, with an earthiness complemented by assertive notes of rich chocolate.
Price: $28+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 2
Total Quantity: 860
MONSTERS' PARK AGED IN TENNESSEE WHISKEY BARRELS WITH ORANGE ZEST, COFFEE, & COCOA NIBS (22oz)
We aged this batch for over a year in smooth, tasty Tennessee whiskey barrels with coffee, orange zest, & cocoa nibs. Big, thunderous notes of our house-roasted Black House Blend coffee, chocolate, & oranges add a crazy dimension to this sledgehammer of sabor, combining with beautiful notes of bourbon and roasty awesomeness to create a wildly complex & delicious beer.
Price: $30+tax & BPT fee
Bottle Limit: 1
Total Quantity: 608
The first day to pick-up bottles will be this Thursday, 11/17. As usual, we'll be hosting a release party here at the Fermentorium that day from 12PM to 10PM with some special beers on tap, followed by the standard 2-month pick-up window (ending on 1/12/17–except Blam! Blam!, which must be picked up by 11/27).
The link to the sale is HERE.